Best Buy employee as I was buying Kirby Triple Deluxe (via coughmanic)
im alive but only ironically
I am… wishing to join you in meditation
- Mewtwo: i see now that the circumstances of ones birth are irrelevant. it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.
- Mew: mew
i abandoned all hope of having an aesthetic and it’s a truly liberating feeling ive never felt more free
- bae: mmm yeah fuck me baby
- me: put a quarter in the swear jar